ex\ boyfriend

1. (ex boyfriend) (298↑, 66↓)

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

Author: pdrea http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/2387852

2. (ex boyfriend) (346↑, 128↓)

Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best friend

Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too

Author: emmaroo http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/969665

3. (ex boyfriend) (274↑, 71↓)

a [duche fuck] who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.

my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.

Author: enigmaticsundry http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/1707247

4. (ex boyfriend) (204↑, 28↓)

a guy you once dated, but now either: a. want dead b. are "friends" with c. hook up with every once in a while or d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.

a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic. b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line. c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored. d. Stephen who?

Author: randomlybored http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/2819932

5. (ex boyfriend) (172↑, 53↓)

a spineless jackass that is constantly surrounded by drama and must always be the center of attention, no matter the situation. he is usually followed by a crowd of little girls that fall all over themselves to make him happy so he gives them attention. when he is not receiving attention, he becomes extremely cranky. lies and deception follow. you are far better off without him. it is best to avoid him all together. become a lesbian.

"hey, i saw your ex boyfriend crossing the street last night." "oh really? why didn't you hit him with your car?"

Author: juicy box http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/2981416

6. (ex boyfriend) (165↑, 62↓)

a stupid fuck who must die at my hands, so to speak

I'm gonna kill my ex boyfriend if I ever see him again

Author: Thoushallspeakdaggerz http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/1664308

7. (ex boyfriend) (104↑, 19↓)

[Men] or [immature boys] who can't decide the difference between [booty] calls or a real [relationship]. They are like the lost [boys] from Peter Pan who choose to never grow up\!

My ex boyfriend is a [fag].

Author: anonymous one for the pages http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/3162839

8. (ex boyfriend) (66↑, 17↓)

The guy who cheats on you and then breaks up with you on your birthday because he "feels bad" and thinks "you desearve better"

My ex boyfriend is an [asshole]

Author: HelloDork http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/4059365

9. (ex boyfriend) (106↑, 59↓)

the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore\!\! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know\!\!\!\!\! man what a back stabber

boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough* girl : *cries* now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people

Author: ebsky http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/1553962

10. (ex boyfriend) (41↑, 8↓)

A smooth talker who broke your heart \</3

ANTHONY BROKE BRIAS HEART THERE FORE HE IS HER EX BOYFRIEND .

Author: babygirl1212 http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/3715718

11. (ex boyfriend) (39↑, 11↓)

a guy you once dated, but now either: a. want dead b. are "friends" with c. hook up with every once in a while or d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.

a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic. b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line. c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored. d. Stephen who?

Author: randomlybored http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/2818667

12. (ex boyfriend) (41↑, 13↓)

an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back\! YAY\!

ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you girl: what song? ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it. *girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*

Author: Jessica Marie http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/2234719

13. (ex boyfriend) (63↑, 36↓)

ROOT OF ALL EVIL\! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.

I just talked to my ex boyfriend... - great\! WHy don't u just rape me with the [schuett cock] since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh\!

Author: jesta:--\> http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/301643

14. (ex boyfriend) (70↑, 50↓)

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

Author: looopyylydia http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/1409415

15. (Ex boyfriend) (39↑, 20↓)

1) former lover who either cheated, abused, decieved, etc. ....on partner for their own self-satisfaction or other stupid ass reason. 2) scheming prick with no care in the world about whether who he hurts; doesnt belive in commitment 3) only in it for sex and to brag with friends. 4) obviously not the right guy/boyfriend material 5) unfaithful

Jane has broken up with her EX BOYFRIEND after catching him making out with one of her co-workers at her job. Jane will no longer have anything to do with her unfaithful ex boyfriend.

Author: pinay08 http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/4366498

16. (ex boyfriend) (11↑, 2↓)

A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.

My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.

Author: Teddiann http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/5480156

17. (Ex boyfriend) (6↑, 2↓)

Someone who you shared a life with. During that life they cheated on you, snored in your ear, used your car, ate your food, smoked your cigarettes, lied, and ultimately owes you about 3-4 GRAND. They probably also broke up with you while they were hundreds of miles away on vacation, without an explanation, then you find out about "special someones", and the fact that they are with their ex baby mamas who used to be a fat whore, who did coke through their pregnancy and ever since, and has since become a skeleton thin, poor excuse for a mother, dick sucking, pizza pulling, crack head slut. through it all they want to be friends, but expects you to sit there with a stupid fucking smile while they say how great *said slut* is and gets butthurt when you are seeing some one new.

girl 1-Remember that guy Angel I was madly in love with? girl 2-The dick? girl 1-Yeah, my new Ex boyfriend, he owes me 3-4 grand now, after breaking up with me while on that trip to Florida, and I think he is taking Faye back. Oh, and I need you to pee on this pregnancy test. girl 2-Lets go kick her ass and leave this on his windshield.

Author: plentifulboosoms http://ex-boyfriend.urbanup.com/5909476

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Last updated: 2012.02.29